Love, Blood, & Rhetoric

Gifs and media of an amusing nature! Fangirling TV, movies, books, and hot men starring in all of the above! Slash friendly! Too many exclamation points!

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“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.”

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life.

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“Why not?”

“‘He’s back!’ they cried.”

“But the applicants who didn’t get tickets, not being there, do not concern us.” From a Nero Wolfe book. I guess my vagina needed tickets to enter. Now that I’m married, I guess my husband bought out all the tickets. Sorry, everyone. LOL
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